Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Crewneck | Funny Christmas 50/50 Sweatshirt

If your family gatherings involve questionable decisions and zero filters, this is your official uniform.

This cozy crewneck is the ultimate statement piece for "ugly sweater" parties, low-key holiday hangs, or surviving your annual trip to the in-laws. It features the classic, unapologetic phrase, "Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse," paired with a festive vintage station wagon piled high with holiday chaos.

The Perfect Blend for Holiday Comfort:

Made from a soft, durable 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester blend, this crewneck is built for maximum comfort and minimum fuss.

• Soft & Cozy: The fleece interior feels great against the skin—perfect for snuggling up when the holiday stress hits.

• Durable: This blend minimizes shrinking and holds its shape and color through countless washes (which you'll need after a holiday party).

• Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit that runs true to size. Size up for an extra cozy, oversized look.

Warning: Wear at your own risk to any work event or highly sensitive family function!